a rAT mOVED yESTERDAY

imagine you are a coach.

one day, this player just comes up to you and puts himself in your team.

the thing is, you haven't seen a worse player than him before.

he is just a waste of your time.

you don't want him, but he doesn't give you a choice.

the worst thing is that people like to ask about him.

you try to be polite and tell them that he has "immense potential".

when "shit" really flatters him.